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Frito-Lay Angrily Offers Health Food

Fritolayr_0It's a shame when a notorious snack food company tries to pull a fast one on us with a mildly healthier alternative to their general crap.  So, I have to say, it's quite refreshing to see an honest marketing message:

"Here," said Frito-Lay CEO Al Carey as he disgustedly tossed a bag of the company's new Flat Earth-brand snack crisps onto the lectern during a meeting with shareholders and members of the press. "Here's some shit that's made from beets. I hope you're all happy now that you have your precious beet chips with the recommended daily serving of fruit, or vegetables, or whatever the hell a 'beet' is."

Read the full, "official" press release



This has to be a joke.


the onion guys, the onion.


I posted this at Treehugger and I'm posting it here ... The Onion is FAKE news ... Frito-Lay has no such product.


Hah. Marina, we know its a joke! But we sooooooo wish it was true.

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